Mulder: You think I get the playboy channel?
Mulder: Come on Scully, get those little legs moving. Come on.
Mulder: Oh, shit.
Mulder: Do you think I'm spooky?
Mulder: Hello Mister Bat, it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance. No no no Miss Scully, the pleasure is all mine.
Mulder: Have you ever had the suspicion that you've been abducted by aliens?
Mulder: You can believe what you want to believe Scully, but you can't hide the truth from me because if you do then your working against me and yourself.
Mulder: Scully, what are you wearing?
Mulder: You... you were there Scully. You saw it, you heard it, why can't you feel it?
Mulder: I've seen too many things not to believe
Mulder: Fife years together Scully. How many times I've been wrong? ...Never ... Not driving anyway
Mulder: Blah, blah, blah
Mulder: What the hell and I doing here?
Mulder: I didn't see Man In Black
Mulder: Yo quiero Tacobell
Mulder: Status unexplained
Mulder: Have you ever found a metal implant in your body?
Mulder: Paramastrubatory
Mulder: I was hoping you can help me solve the mystery of horny beast.
Mulder: It's not really black hole season either
Mulder: I'm an annoyance to my superiors, a joke to my peers. They call me Spooky; Spooky Mulder whose sister was abducted by aliens when he was just a kid and now chases after little green men with a badge and a gun shouting to the heavens or to anyone who will listen that the fix is in. That our government's hip to the truth a part of conspiracy.
Mulder : Ah, you gotta love this place. Every day is like Halloween!
Mulder : Fate. Destiny. Whatever it's called when you realize that the choices you thought you had in life were already made.
Mulder : This could be the perfect crime.
Mulder : I bet the air in my mouth tastes better than that.
Mulder : It's official. I am a horse's ass.
Mulder : Get over here Scully.
Mulder : That's why they put the I in FBI!
Mulder : Oh, pick up something black and sexy and preparing to do some funky poaching.
Mulder : Aaaa.........
Mulder : I'm having the best damn day of my life. Any moment I'm about to burst into song 'Zip o dee doo dah'
Mulder : My name is Fox Mulder. We used to sit next to each other at the FBI.
Mulder : Do not gaze at Scully.
Mulder : I didn't hear the magic word.
Mulder : Before the exploration of space, of the moon and the planets, man hailed that the heavens were the home and province of powerful gods who controlled not just the vast firmament, but the earthly fate of man himself and that the pantheon of powerful, warring deities, was the cause and reason for the human condition, for the past and the future, and for which great monuments would be created on earth as in heaven. But in time man replaced these gods with new gods and new religions that provided no more certain or greater answers than those worshipped by his Greek or Roman or Egyptian ancestors. And while we've chosen now our monolithic and benevolent gods and found our certainties in science, believers all, we wait for a sign, a revelation. Our eyes turn skyward ready to accept the truly incredible to find our destiny written in the stars. But how do we best look to see? With new eyes or old?
Mulder : What is the magic word.
Mulder : If I shoot him is that murder or suicide.
Mulder : ...time is it?! It's time to thank your lucky stars!
Mulder : Woman, get back in here any make me a sandwich!
Mulder : I'm not good at math, but I'm figuring that's a whole lot of candles on the cake.
Mulder : You want to make that honeymoon video now?
Mulder : It's not so me as much as Laura. She's quite the New-ager. I mean, she's into those magnetic bracelets and crystals and mood rings what have you. I mean, God bless her, she's a sucker for all that stuffs.
Mulder: Keep going FBI woman.

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